Well...Let's See Some Chatting...Don't Be Shy

[Mousy]

A never-ending story. I figure this thread may get pretty long, so I made a new one.
Here's how it works, I'll start this story by posting 3 words. Now you guys have to add 3 more words in each post.

I'll start us out with......

One day a......

[Poltergeist]

....Big bad ugly....

[Dash9_Man]

cow walked over......

[K36487]

the switch in the Chama yard...

[cn_bayview]

And got stuck in the points

[sniper297]

Funny how this almost immediately turned into something about trains, can't you guys stay off topic?! Even the cows can't resist.

http://forums.flightsim.com/dcforum/User_files/3d89ee78712b2420.jpg

[trainmaster_1]

Then got hit by a train

[Poltergeist]

But then all the sudden!

[trainmaster_1]

She went all insane

[cn_bayview]

And died. The SD90MAC-H was ok tho :D

[Poltergeist]

But at Midnight under a full moon....

[trainmaster_1]

So was the SD40-2.........

[cn_bayview]

Me and my buddy's cooked it and had some tasty burgers!

[Poltergeist]

Until it came alive....

[pacmancreator]

And actually turned out to be my accountaint, who...

http://www.groeneman.com/socalvr/matt.jpg

--The FBL Commuter Edition!!!!!!--

-You can never have too much inner beauty. Or socks.
-Matt, 3:25am

-Why are we here, and what is our purpose? That, my friends, is the everlasting eternal question. That, and, where's the Honeycomb Hideout?

-Creating Pac-Man comics for the humorless people out there

[trainmaster_1]

wanted to go get some McDonalds........

[Poltergeist]

So they drove there, and when they got there.....

[Mousy]

3 words people! ;-)

[trainmaster_1]

Godzilla was waiting.........

[NewEnglandRailFan]

>Me and my buddy's cooked it and had some tasty burgers!

Then we had some drinks...

:D

[CPR_Malice_96th]

>Godzilla was waiting.........

With a Big Mac Combo

Supersized !!

:)

[trainmaster_1]

Then President Bush showed up..........

[Poltergeist]

and he started...

[trainmaster_1]

telling Godzilla off...

[smp11512]

One day a Big bad ugly cow walked over the switch in the Chama yard And got stuck in the points Then got hit by a train But then all the sudden She went all insane And died. The SD90MAC-H was ok tho So was the SD40-2 But at Midnight under a full moon Me and my buddy's cooked it and had some tasty burgers! Then we had some drinks Until it came alive And actually turned out to be my accountaint, who wanted to go get some McDonalds So they drove there, and when they got there Godzilla was waiting With a Big Mac Combo
supersized Then President Bush showed up and he started telling Godzilla off


and I will add.

You need ketchup.... he yelled.....





Shane
http://forums.flightsim.com/dcforum/User_files/40bee1c90c8c6542.jpg

[Stooopid_person]

but no Mustard

[trainmaster_1]

Godzilla was angry........

[NewEnglandRailFan]

and ate the McDonalds sign...

[Poltergeist]

But before he did that...

[trainmaster_1]

Celine Dion jumped in.......

[cn_bayview]

and she started singing...

[trainmaster_1]

My heart will go on........

[NewEnglandRailFan]

...even without McDonalds

:D

[Poltergeist]

Even though Mc.Donald...

[Stooopid_person]

ate Celine Dion back

[Vulcan Foundry]

But along came......

[trainmaster_1]

Barney with a rocket launcher...

[NewEnglandRailFan]

Then Godzilla and Barney got in a Flame fight...

(yes I can count... its 9 words)

[Stooopid_person]

and argued that

[Poltergeist]

Barney was indeed...

[Vulcan Foundry]

Fat and purple....

[Stooopid_person]

not black and white

[Poltergeist]

>not black and white

However, someone was...

[NW 1218]

waiting to jump

[Erick_Cantu]

...on the US president, who, as usual, was making an arse of himself.

Too many words, but, meh.

http://sgair.net/erick/SIGS/CP_BANNER.JPG

"The F59PHI and Genesis are the lamest excuses for locomotives Amtrak has ever operated - accept it and move on. Hug an F40 before it's too late!"

[trainmaster_1]

suddenly SpongeBob Square Pants shows up.............

[NewEnglandRailFan]

With a hole in the back of his pants...

[Thunderbolt3985]

Bush declared yellow-sponges...

[cn_bayview]

A threat to national security and...

[trainmaster_1]

declared war on these terrorists ....

[mjs2101]

but suddenly, who should appear......

[jbt1024]

J. Lo in a Dash 9

:)

[Poltergeist]

But everyone hated J. Lo so....

[jbt1024]

Barney and Godzilla gave her a afro

:)

[trainmaster_1]

And SpongeBob gave her some square pants.....

[Stooopid_person]

, but accidentally handed her round pants ;)

[Poltergeist]

But President Bush..

[ATSF104]

jumped off a building..

-Matt

[CPR_Malice_96th]

Well ... Everybody hated J-Lo but me !!

:)

[Poltergeist]

But J-Lo didn't like you that way, so....

[CPR_Malice_96th]

I dressed up as Puff Daddy !!

:)

[Poltergeist]

Then you went into a nightclub....

[CPR_Malice_96th]

And busted a "cap" in someones A#$ !!

:)

[P42number1]

But that someone turned out to be...

[Vulcan Foundry]

Mr T.

[Poltergeist]

Who is this Mr. T J-Lo wondered.

[ATSF107]

But J-Lo couldn't think much longer because...

[Erick_Cantu]

...well, let's face it, she ain't too bright. But, this wasn't really an issue due to...

http://sgair.net/erick/SIGS/CP_BANNER.JPG

"The F59PHI and Genesis are the lamest excuses for locomotives Amtrak has ever operated - accept it and move on. Hug an F40 before it's too late!"

[P42number1]

...being from the block...

[trainmaster_1]

and getting hitched with Marc Anthony.....

[NW 1218]

.........which didn't last long.......................

[trainmaster_1]

she was dumped....

[Stooopid_person]

into space and is now in orbit

[CPR_Malice_96th]

Now her and her round pants are all mine !

[mjs2101]

but it wasn't to be, for...

[trainmaster_1]

Tim but for Barney......

[Ty_train11]

Who argued he wasn't fat and purple...

[ATSF107]

...but big boned and more of a violet color...

[davidloco]

and so they argued...

[davidloco]

and got sqished by a 2-8-8-8-4 Virginian triplex...

[Top Gon]

later that day....



Chad Evans

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[Poltergeist]

Chuck decided to...

[Stooopid_person]

go to Antarctica

[CPR_Malice_96th]

>go to Antarctica

LOL .. OH NO !!

[FireDragonLightning]

but the one question that was going through everone's mind, "As much as I like EMD, HOW THE HECK DID IT SURVIVE A COLLISION?? NO NEED FOR A NEW PRIME MOVER??!!!!!?!?!"

[cngord]

>but the one question that was going through everone's mind,
>"As much as I like EMD, HOW THE HECK DID IT SURVIVE A
>COLLISION?? NO NEED FOR A NEW PRIME MOVER??!!!!!?!?!"

Must have been on Crack!!!


Later!
Gord

[Jonatan]

was very confused...

/Jonatan

[OCrailfan]

...And so one day, EMD & GE fell to their grave. Everyone smiled, "diesel is dead, lets stay awhile!". Later that day, what did we hear? A PRR K4 rushing to Philly with the Broadway Limited with the frist train of the year. Guess steam is alive and well...

[Poltergeist]

>...And so one day, EMD & GE fell to their grave. Everyone
>smiled, "diesel is dead, lets stay awhile!". Later that day,
>what did we hear? A PRR K4 rushing to Philly with the
>Broadway Limited with the frist train of the year. Guess
>steam is alive and well...


But then OCrailfan was shook out of his bed by a passing freight train pulled by an EMD.

[trainmaster_1]

and flipped the bird at Prime Minister Blair..

[NewEnglandRailFan]

and Prime Minister Blair replied with the shreak of a S3L Air horn from, yes, a Conrail EMD SD45....

[FURX]

An SD45 powered by a rebuilt 16-645, instead of those lousy 20 cylinder things...

-Jeffrey

[trainmaster_1]

got Saddam pissed...

[cn_bayview]

and went after Mike

[trainmaster_1]

with a tricycle in tow......then chased after Rob down Dufferin St.

[NewEnglandRailFan]

then Rob got sidetracked with some "wildlife" making their way up one side of the street ;-)...

[Jonatan]

and the Earth was invaded by felines from Venus who kidnapped George W Bush while demanding all Mountain Dew and Cola in the world as ransome...

[OCrailfan]

...Then Poltergeist was captured by those pesky cats while Jonatan rejoiced...

[Jonatan]

and relaxed at a beach somewhere with a bunch of ladies...

[Poltergeist]

>...Then Poltergeist was captured by those pesky cats while
>Jonatan rejoiced...
>

But then Poltergeist convienced the cat to demand a pay raise from Jonatan, after while they build his train while he relaxes.

[cyclone1234]

One day a Big bad ugly cow walked over the switch in the Chama yard And got stuck in the points Then got hit by a train But then all the sudden She went all insane And died. The SD90MAC-H was ok tho So was the SD40-2 But at Midnight under a full moon Me and my buddy's cooked it and had some tasty burgers! Then we had some drinks Until it came alive And actually turned out to be my accountaint, who wanted to go get some McDonalds So they drove there, and when they got there Godzilla was waiting With a Big Mac Combo
supersized Then President Bush showed up and he started telling Godzilla off You need ketchup.... he yelled..... but no Mustard Godzilla was angry........ and ate the McDonalds sign... But before he did that... Celine Dion jumped in....... and she started singing... My heart will go on........ ...even without McDonalds Even though Mc.Donald... ate Celine Dion back But along came Barney with a rocket launcher... Then Godzilla and Barney got in a Flame fight... and argued that Barney was indeed... Fat and purple.... not black and white However, someone was waiting to jump on the US president, who, as usual, was making an arse of himself. suddenly SpongeBob Square Pants shows up. With a hole in the back of his pants... Bush declared yellow-sponges... A threat to national security and declared war on these terrorists .... but suddenly, who should appear......J. Lo in a Dash 9 But everyone hated J. Lo so.... Barney and Godzilla gave her a afro And SpongeBob gave her some square pants..... but accidentally handed her round pants
SantaFeF7A: But President Bush.. jumped off a building.. Well ... Everybody hated J-Lo but me !! But J-Lo didn't like you that way, so.... I dressed up as Puff Daddy !! Then you went into a nightclub.... And busted a "cap" in someones A#$ !! But that someone turned out to be... Mr T. Who is this Mr. T J-Lo wondered. But J-Lo couldn't think much longer because... ...well, let's face it, she ain't too bright. But, this wasn't really an issue due to... ...being from the block... and getting hitched with Marc Anthony..... which didn't last long she was dumped..into space and is now in orbit Now her and her round pants are all mine ! but it wasn't to be, for... Barney...... Who argued he wasn't fat and purple... but big boned and more of a violet colorand so they argued... and got sqished by a 2-8-8-8-4 Virginian triplex... later that day.... Chuck decided to... go to Antarctica but the one question that was going through everone's mind, "As much as I like EMD, HOW THE HECK DID IT SURVIVE A COLLISION?? NO NEED FOR A NEW PRIME MOVER??!!!!!?!?!" was very confused... ...And so one day, EMD & GE fell to their grave. Everyone smiled, "diesel is dead, lets stay awhile!". Later that day, what did we hear? A PRR K4 rushing to Philly with the Broadway Limited with the frist train of the year. Guess steam is alive and well... But then OCrailfan was shook out of his bed by a passing freight train pulled by an EMD and flipped the bird at Prime Minister Blair.. and Prime Minister Blair replied with the shreak of a S3L Air horn from, yes, a Conrail EMD SD45 An SD45 powered by a rebuilt 16-645, instead of those lousy 20 cylinder things... got Saddam pissed... and went after Mike with a tricycle in tow......then chased after Rob down Dufferin St. then Rob got sidetracked with some "wildlife" making their way up one side of the street and the Earth was invaded by felines from Venus who kidnapped George W Bush while demanding all Mountain Dew and Cola in the world as ransome...Then Poltergeist was captured by those pesky cats while Jonatan rejoiced... and relaxed at a beach somewhere with a bunch of ladies... But then Poltergeist convienced the cat to demand a pay raise from Jonatan, after while they build his train while he relaxes.


>>> But then a F59 and 6 Surfliner coaches roared by..

[The MP36er]

And wiped out all those Venusian cats.

[trainmaster_1]

leaving Ronald McDonald eating Big Macs...

[Jonatan]

and Jonatan along with all the remaining cats fell into the depths of hell making all people at T-S.com celebrate...

/Jonatan

[trainmaster_1]

with supersized big macs and cheap champagne

[OCrailfan]

...but OCrailfan went to Strasburg, and found PRR 1223 in operation again! "Ahh, just hearing it gives me the chills," I said. "but is it a dream?". I rubbed my eyes and no, it was not a dream. Then later, Jonatan arrived and his eyes popped...

[Jonatan]

making the whole Earth split in two halfes drifting apart...

[Hobart]

Just like big Bertha's butt cheeks...

[Stooopid_person]

which will cause

[OCrailfan]

...The story to end. THE END! Or is it????

[Stooopid_person]

No it isn't, because

[Jonatan]

giant poptarts...

[OCrailfan]

...claimed Russia...

[NewEnglandRailFan]

and farted which caused an explosion and that half of the earth split again........

[The MP36er]

And the three pieces of Earth magically glued themselves back together, causing...

[OCrailfan]

...Russians attacking the terrorists...

[trainmaster_1]

causing Martha Stewart to create the lousiest tv show in the world......When Martha attacks....

[Hobart]

which was cancelled after two thirds of an episode, because...

[trainmaster_1]

of her smoking a huge blunt on tv

[Poltergeist]

>of her smoking a huge blunt on tv

But the druggies...

[Stooopid_person]

were set on fire

[Chessie SD50 8563]

From flames from the stack of a U33C

Matthew Mitchin
Chessie SD50 8563
http://www.greatnorthrails.com/furball/CRDrug.JPG

[OCrailfan]

...or was it was a C39-8...

[Stooopid_person]

but it wasn't either, it was just a lighter

[NewEnglandRailFan]

and a 55 gallon drum of Hydrochloric Acid

[Hobart]

with a boxcar load of rotten dog biscuits...

[Chessie SD50 8563]

That were being eaten by....

Matthew Mitchin
Chessie SD50 8563
http://www.greatnorthrails.com/furball/CRDrug.JPG

[Stooopid_person]

ALIENS

[GrandTrunkFan]

who made crop circles by sitting their fat asses down in fields, obviously Barney had to join in, and he said

[The MP36er]

"I love you, you love me...

[NewEnglandRailFan]

which makes me gay and...

[Poltergeist]

But before he could finish...

[GrandTrunkFan]

The ailens zapped him and

[Jonatan]

the cats... (LMFAO!! XD)

[Chessie SD50 8563]

Mistook him for a purple litter box, and c@aped on him

Matthew Mitchin
Chessie SD50 8563
http://www.greatnorthrails.com/furball/CRDrug.JPG

[GrandTrunkFan]

So the aliens did the cha cha around barneys gravesite

[Jonatan]

and all kids finally could go back to their japanese manga comics...

[Chessie SD50 8563]

Or watch Toboe get frieghtened by a cat.

Matthew Mitchin
Chessie SD50 8563
http://www.greatnorthrails.com/furball/CRDrug.JPG

[Jonatan]

while Jonatan robbed candy stores claiming he's the candyman...

[CalebR]

...and then the police showed up and yelled...

[Jonatan]

while beating the living daylight outta Jon with his baton... (that didn't sound right x()

[GrandTrunkFan]

this is for making aliens do cha cha's around gravesites, you sicko! Jon replied

[Jonatan]

and threw the cop into a hole to the the world of doghnuts...

[NewEnglandRailFan]

then Nick (GrandTrunkFan) got all excited because he saw free doughnuts :P

[GrandTrunkFan]

Free Doughnuts!, I replied. Then Dave (NewEnglandRailFan) left this post after seeing a Housatonic GP35 and never came back. (Revenge is so very very sweet)

[trainmaster_1]

hmmmmmm Doughnuts, I replied. Then I pondered why Dave didn't come back yet.....because Wheel of Brake Shoes was giving..

[Poltergeist]

>hmmmmmm Doughnuts, I replied. Then I pondered why Dave
>didn't come back yet.....because Wheel of Brake Shoes was
>giving..

Out free..

[Poltergeist]

One day a Big bad ugly cow walked over the switch in the Chama yard And got stuck in the points Then got hit by a train But then all the sudden She went all insane And died. The SD90MAC-H was ok tho So was the SD40-2 But at Midnight under a full moon Me and my buddy's cooked it and had some tasty burgers! Then we had some drinks Until it came alive And actually turned out to be my accountaint, who wanted to go get some McDonalds So they drove there, and when they got there Godzilla was waiting With a Big Mac Combo
supersized Then President Bush showed up and he started telling Godzilla off You need ketchup.... he yelled..... but no Mustard Godzilla was angry........ and ate the McDonalds sign... But before he did that... Celine Dion jumped in....... and she started singing... My heart will go on........ ...even without McDonalds Even though Mc.Donald... ate Celine Dion back But along came Barney with a rocket launcher... Then Godzilla and Barney got in a Flame fight... and argued that Barney was indeed... Fat and purple.... not black and white However, someone was waiting to jump on the US president, who, as usual, was making an arse of himself. suddenly SpongeBob Square Pants shows up. With a hole in the back of his pants... Bush declared yellow-sponges... A threat to national security and declared war on these terrorists .... but suddenly, who should appear......J. Lo in a Dash 9 But everyone hated J. Lo so.... Barney and Godzilla gave her a afro And SpongeBob gave her some square pants..... but accidentally handed her round pants
SantaFeF7A: But President Bush.. jumped off a building.. Well ... Everybody hated J-Lo but me !! But J-Lo didn't like you that way, so.... I dressed up as Puff Daddy !! Then you went into a nightclub.... And busted a "cap" in someones A#$ !! But that someone turned out to be... Mr T. Who is this Mr. T J-Lo wondered. But J-Lo couldn't think much longer because... ...well, let's face it, she ain't too bright. But, this wasn't really an issue due to... ...being from the block... and getting hitched with Marc Anthony..... which didn't last long she was dumped..into space and is now in orbit Now her and her round pants are all mine ! but it wasn't to be, for... Barney...... Who argued he wasn't fat and purple... but big boned and more of a violet colorand so they argued... and got sqished by a 2-8-8-8-4 Virginian triplex... later that day.... Chuck decided to... go to Antarctica but the one question that was going through everone's mind, "As much as I like EMD, HOW THE HECK DID IT SURVIVE A COLLISION?? NO NEED FOR A NEW PRIME MOVER??!!!!!?!?!" was very confused... ...And so one day, EMD & GE fell to their grave. Everyone smiled, "diesel is dead, lets stay awhile!". Later that day, what did we hear? A PRR K4 rushing to Philly with the Broadway Limited with the frist train of the year. Guess steam is alive and well... But then OCrailfan was shook out of his bed by a passing freight train pulled by an EMD and flipped the bird at Prime Minister Blair.. and Prime Minister Blair replied with the shreak of a S3L Air horn from, yes, a Conrail EMD SD45 An SD45 powered by a rebuilt 16-645, instead of those lousy 20 cylinder things... got Saddam pissed... and went after Mike with a tricycle in tow......then chased after Rob down Dufferin St. then Rob got sidetracked with some "wildlife" making their way up one side of the street and the Earth was invaded by felines from Venus who kidnapped George W Bush while demanding all Mountain Dew and Cola in the world as ransome...Then Poltergeist was captured by those pesky cats while Jonatan rejoiced... and relaxed at a beach somewhere with a bunch of ladies... But then Poltergeist convienced the cat to demand a pay raise from Jonatan, after while they build his train while he relaxes. And wiped out all those Venusian cats. leaving Ronald McDonald eating Big Macs...and Jonatan along with all the remaining cats fell into the depths of hell making all people at T-S.com celebrate...with supersized big macs and cheap champagne. ...but OCrailfan went to Strasburg, and found PRR 1223 in operation again! "Ahh, just hearing it gives me the chills," I said. "but is it a dream?". I rubbed my eyes and no, it was not a dream. Then later, Jonatan arrived and his eyes popped...making the whole Earth split in two halfes drifting apart...Just like big Bertha's butt cheeks...which will cause. ...The story to end. THE END! Or is it???? No it isn't, because giant poptarts......claimed Russia...and farted which caused an explosion and that half of the earth split again........And the three pieces of Earth magically glued themselves back together, causing......Russians attacking the terrorists...causing Martha Stewart to create the lousiest tv show in the world......When Martha attacks....which was cancelled after two thirds of an episode, because...of her smoking a huge blunt on tv. But the druggies...were set on fire. From flames from the stack of a U33C...or was it was a C39-8...but it wasn't either, it was just a lighterand a 55 gallon drum of Hydrochloric Acid. with a boxcar load of rotten dog biscuits...That were being eaten by....ALIENS. who made crop circles by sitting their fat asses down in fields, obviously Barney had to join in, and he said, "I love you, you love me...which makes me gay and...But before he could finish...The ailens zapped him. the cats...Mistook him for a purple litter box, and c@aped on him. So the aliens did the cha cha around barneys gravesite. and all kids finally could go back to their japanese manga comics...Or watch Toboe get frieghtened by a cat. While Jonatan robbed candy stores claiming he's the candyman......and then the police showed up and yelled...while beating the living daylight outta Jon with his baton...this is for making aliens do cha cha's around gravesites, you sicko! Jon replied. and threw the cop into a hole to the the world of doghnuts...then Nick (GrandTrunkFan) got all excited because he saw free doughnuts. Free Doughnuts!, I replied. Then Dave (NewEnglandRailFan) left this post after seeing a Housatonic GP35 and never came back. (Revenge is so very very sweet). hmmmmmm Doughnuts, I replied. Then I pondered why Dave didn't come back yet.....because Wheel of Brake Shoes was giving..Out free.

[NewEnglandRailFan]

lap dances from Britney Spears :+ (thats why I didn't come back :+)

[GrandTrunkFan]

Then Dave went "too far" and was banished from Britney's house forever.

(BTW:This is the wierdest post ever)

[John_Reagon]

Then Jesus bought back Barney from the dead.

[GrandTrunkFan]

who then said "I wear tutus and pick my nose while singing Oh Suzana"

[Jonatan]

so the aliens do ****probes on Barney making him go "Oooooooooooh yeeeeeeeaaaah!"...

[Stooopid_person]

which made Barney disappear again...

[Mousy]

...and then Elmo showed up with an MP5 and started blasting on aliens...

;)

[John_Reagon]

Jesus and Moses came back with some AK74's and joined Elmo and saved the world from those aliens!

[Stooopid_person]

In the end, the aliesn were killed...

[trainmaster_1]

and Sponge Bob Squarepants and Patrick Star ruled the world,

[Stooopid_person]

along with Barney and friends

[GrandTrunkFan]

But then a nuclear attack launched by US Armed Forces whiped out the dictatorship of childrens programming

[OCrailfan]

...Which caused...

[GrandTrunkFan]

Elementry school students to put down their pencils at 9:55 am in protest of the distruction of childrens porgramming, because it left only MSNBC and CSPAN for the kiddies

[Stooopid_person]

which made huge protests

[LRC_lover_9th]

but I squashed the protesters with my LRC

[Jonatan]

<_<

>_>

CATS

[GrandTrunkFan]

Then Bob Barker had all of the cats in the world neutetred so they cant reproduce.

[Chessie SD50 8563]

Then had himself cloned so he could host the price is right for another 800 years.

Matthew Mitchin
Chessie SD50 8563
http://www.greatnorthrails.com/furball/CRDrug.JPG

[Poltergeist]

>Then Bob Barker had all of the cats in the world neutetred
>so they cant reproduce.

But the cats came back and killed Bob Barker and all of his clones.

[Jonatan]

and Jonatan said "exellent..."...

[The MP36er]

And all the cats died out, leaving dogs to rule the pet world.

[Jonatan]

Feeling sad that the felines died Jonatan left Earth and headed to Lylat where he lived hapilly ever after...

[OCrailfan]

...The world hated cats because of their farts, that why they got rid of them...

[Poltergeist]

>...The world hated cats because of their farts, that why
>they got rid of them...

And Sean has gotten rid of all of the Boston Terriers, because honestly.

[OCrailfan]

He made a horrible mistake

[Poltergeist]

>He made a horrible mistake

When his great grand father mixed a pot bellied pig and a pug to make the Boston Terrier...

[GrandTrunkFan]

then PETA complained

[Poltergeist]

>then PETA complained

But Sean doesn't give a rats a** about PETA...

[trainmaster_1]

Or Martha Stewart Living

[GrandTrunkFan]

meanwhile, in a prison in California, Martha Stewart

[OCrailfan]

burst into flames

[GrandTrunkFan]

and cried

[trainmaster_1]

MY ASS IS ON FIRE, MY ASS IS ON FIRE

[GrandTrunkFan]

Her ass then started growing larger and larger until who should appear to help

[NewEnglandRailFan]

Napoleon Dynamite ;-)

[Stooopid_person]

but nobody came

[Hobart]

that knew how to use the new fire hose so they...

[Stooopid_person]

threw oxygen tanks into the fire instead

[OCrailfan]

KABOOM!

[Stooopid_person]

went everything

[GrandTrunkFan]

who does that, gosh.

[The MP36er]

Meanwhile, Jonatan had been accepted to the Star Fox team, and he will appear in their next video game, in all the train drivin' missions... :P

[John_Reagon]

And then Jessica Simpison showed up on Stage and her Music skipped liked sister Ashlee Simpison witch cause,Jesus to be pissed,he busted into Jay leno's Midnight Show and killed Jessica Simpson for Singing.

[Jonatan]

>Meanwhile, Jonatan had been accepted to the Star Fox team,
>and he will appear in their next video game, in all the
>train drivin' missions... :P

But only problem was that Katt Monroe had come back and locked the doors to the cab of the SF SD90MAC that he was driving then lost the key making Jonatan go "D'OH!"... XD

Edit: Forgot meh name

/Jonatan

[John_Reagon]

and then a Full Spectrum Warrior came up and said.....

[jbt1024]

which one is better, EMD or GE:)

[John_Reagon]

LAMO!

[NewEnglandRailFan]

"EMD of course because we all like EMD except that Loser Mike from Austrailia ;-) :D"

just kidding Mike :D

[jay611]

No you fool, ALCO is better, he said. GE's explode and EMD's........ Okay your right EMD is okay.

Jason Underwood
Newport News, Virginia

H&U Now Hiring all Positions. Modelers, painters, ect. If you are interested please contact me at jay611@cox.net
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Co-Founder of the H&U paint shop, President of Southern Division
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[John_Reagon]

PIMP!

[WCL]

I like Pizza...What do you like??

[jay611]

Pimp My Train? :P Roller Bearing spinners, with Dukes Of Hazzard 5 chime Nathan Airhorn :P

Jason Underwood
Newport News, Virginia

H&U Now Hiring all Positions. Modelers, painters, ect. If you are interested please contact me at jay611@cox.net
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Co-Founder of the H&U paint shop, President of Southern Division
http://jay611.proboards38.com/

[wctransfer]

SO i get in my Alco and crash into.....

[trainmaster_1]

a brick wall....

[jay611]

at the GE factory

Jason Underwood
Newport News, Virginia

H&U Now Hiring all Positions. Modelers, painters, ect. If you are interested please contact me at jay611@cox.net
http://forums.flightsim.com/cgi-bin/dcforum/dcboard.cgi?az=view_attachment&file=422b76a73fcc1c1c.gif
Co-Founder of the H&U paint shop, President of Southern Division
http://jay611.proboards38.com/

[John_Reagon]

And that made Saddam happy and he.....

[NewEnglandRailFan]

he didn't need a Viagra this time :P

[wctransfer]

But he did need.......

Alec

[jay611]

Post is too long! Please continue here....
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Thanks

Jason Underwood
Newport News, Virginia

H&U Now Hiring all Positions. Modelers, painters, ect. If you are interested please contact me at jay611@cox.net
http://forums.flightsim.com/cgi-bin/dcforum/dcboard.cgi?az=view_attachment&file=4249c1904b248798.jpg
Co-Founder of the H&U paint shop, President of Southern Division
http://jay611.proboards38.com/

[WCL]

YUP

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