Muslim's upset that "spiritually unclean" dogs, sniff them for bombs

[Andy J]

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/World/Muslims_object_to_sniffer_dog_checks/articleshow/3172842.cms

LOL We KNOW, what the real reason is... :rolleyes:

[Paul1953]

Well, given that dogs have got thier noses up other dogs' behinds on a daily basis, maybe they have a point!:D:D

[chucksc]

Well, given that dogs have got thier noses up other dogs' behinds on a daily basis, maybe they have a point!:D:D
And that's different from wiping your butt with your naked left hand how?

[Paul1953]

do I have to explain every joke?

[chucksc]

do I have to explain every joke?
I was also joking Paul....

Sophmoric but joking

[shadowr434]

Screw these Camel jockey a$$holes.How else are they suppose to check for bombs?Convenient isn't it?I really am getting sick of the coddling that they are doing for Muslims in the UK.

[Andy J]

Actually, I feel sorry for the dogs...

[Paul1953]

I was also joking Paul....

Sophmoric but joking

Thats Ok . My first response had sonething to do with clamshells:D

[Hawk]

If they don't like the dogs sniffing them, maybe they should reconsider their travel plans.
They should adjust, not everyone else.

There's a good possibility we'll see that kind of crap here in the US soon, especially if Obama wins. They may not like him though since he not only sniffs but kisses too (butt that is). :D

[rdamurphy]

The Airlines came up with a PERFECT solution to Muslims flying on US owned jetliners. Unfortunately, the FAA said, absolutely, positively NO to it. It seems that drilling holes in the wings for the seats somehow messed up the airframe...

I wish I'd learned to model in Flightsim, wouldn't that be a hoot, some Muslims in robes and burqas sitting in seats on the wings!

I crack me up!

Robert

[Vince]

Actually, I feel sorry for the dogs...

I don't see a problem; No sniff, you don't ride.
You dont like it, well that's just TS. :rolleyes:

My dog IS spiritualy clensed! :p

[Gixxer86g]

Look man,no dog should be forced to sniff a Muslim.LOL.

[ragtimer]

If they do not like things in this country they should go and live in one they will like just as it is.

[Vince]

If they do not like things in this country they should go and live in one they will like just as it is.

Precisely :cool:

[mjs2101]

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/World/Muslims_object_to_sniffer_dog_checks/articleshow/3172842.cms

LOL We KNOW, what the real reason is... :rolleyes:


Well, there is the old fashioned cavity search if they would prefer! :)

Mykel

[kevarc]

Well, there is the old fashioned cavity search if they would prefer! :)

Mykel

They may enjoy it to much and ask for a do over!

[xgsft]

*Sigh* Ok, I will call the waaabulance for them first thing tomorrow morning!

[moose49]

Well, there is the old fashioned cavity search if they would prefer! :)

Mykel

They'll need to lube the glove with pork fat of course!;)

[Hawk]

they'll need to lube the glove with pork fat of course!;)
4607

[USRailFan]

I wish I'd learned to model in Flightsim, wouldn't that be a hoot, some Muslims in robes and burqas sitting in seats on the wings!

I thought those were the places reserved for smokers?

[captain82]

Well, if "spiritually unclean" muslums didn't attack us almost 8 years ago then they wouldn't have to be sniffed. hell, I feel sorry for the dog and while we're in the subject of spirtual cleanleness, don't the wipe their asses with their hands? :eek:

[Hawk]

don't the wipe their asses with their hands? :eek:
Only their left hand.

[rdamurphy]

While facing Mecca.

Robert

[rpicardi1]

MUST be at right angle from Mecca is using the slit latrine or going in a lake or stream. They are forbidden from using a toilet that faces Mecca.

[rdamurphy]

Really??? I always make sure I'm facing Mecca...

Robert

[Andy J]

Really??? I always make sure I'm facing Mecca...

Robert


Yea, they even make a special compass for that exact purpose...

http://www.brasscompass.com/qiblacompass.htm

That must be why you see them prostrated on the ground....They must have over did the "government cheese" :rolleyes:

And for the love of god, get that poor feller that is trying to use the crapper, up in that tower, some exlax, He sounds as if he is giving birth to a cinder block.

Jeeses ever few hours you can hear that poor soul, up in that tower, moaning and groaning. We gots to get him some relief.

[Gixxer86g]

Now we have pissed off Scottish muslims.They're upset about a puppy on a police post card.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,374564,00.html

[jtr1962]

If these people find the local customs so upsetting aren't there countries they can go to which follow all of their backwards traditions?

[Hawk]

Oh my! Those poor despondent Muslims. :rolleyes:

[Andy J]

Well, since they don't like puppies on a card..

How about a pigs bloody severed head with the koran in it's mouth??

http://forums.flightsim.com/vbts/attachment.php?attachmentid=4663&stc=1&d=1214947077

I wonder if they would find THAT offensive??

[Gixxer86g]

Andy,I think you should make like the government and apologize for that.Not!Maybe we could get a pic of a dog pissing on the koran.

[rdamurphy]

It's funny. People want to elect Democrats who will immediately, and without hesitation, bend over and grab their ankles for the Muslims and treat terrorism as a "law enforcement" issue, while prosecuting the real Americans for things like "hate speech."

And end the war. Well, we've seen how well they've done on that.

I guess I've finally got my answer to "what is the Democrat plan to deal with Iraq and the terrorism" that I asked years ago...

I think we should pull out our troops and just send in a bunch of penguins with frickin' lasers on their heads! Hey, they may have failed in their suicide bombing mission of Gotham City, but they should be able to take over Tehran in a matter of minutes!

Robert

[rpicardi1]

It gets even more absurd;

http://www.barking-moonbat.com/index.php/weblog/damn_stupid_idiot_white_pc_folks_lickin_muzzie_aga in_muzzies_offended_over/

[Gixxer86g]

More pissed off muslims:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,374721,00.html

[moose49]

How about a pigs bloody severed head with the koran in it's mouth??

Carefull now some crazed muslim will be offended, and one of there judges will put you on trial!;)

[rdamurphy]

Is it just me or has this thread gone to the dogs?

Robert

[Hawk]

Bowsie Wowsie! Oink Oink! 4674
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[Gixxer86g]

How do muslims feel about penguins?

[rpicardi1]

Give them a headcheeze sandwich on Jewish Rye.

[Gixxer86g]

And now we have these sand fleas littering Houston resident's yards with their book of toilet paper.Maybe we should send Houston's "council on American-islamic relations" the pig's head/koran pic.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,375061,00.html

[Hawk]

Maybe the Houstonians will get together and have a big Quran burning party. :D

[AZ Rail Rat]

Now folks, let's get serious again on this VERY serious matter.

Getting back to the swine angle, it is such an abomination leaving this task to dogs. There is documented proof that pigs are MUCH more intelligent that canines.

Swine should replace dogs for this all-important security of our sky.:eek:

[Hawk]

Here! Here! Rat. :D