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I have over $100 million. Then why aren't I rich.

Yesterday's local news was a little disturbing for me. I flicked on the TV to see what was making news for the day. Virgin Blue lost a nose wheel on one of their planes, someone was charged with some murder and 4 car crashes had occured with no fatalities. Towards the end of the news the anchor announced that I was the first person in the region to earn $100 million due to business and property interests.   My first reaction was "Yes, finally I can get my Zonda shipped over", so I yanked out my

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Golf. Why aren't you allowed to have fun?

It's been a busy few months. There's the good - which includes having my name on a contract worth $20m and a new shiny Koenigsegg (Yes, I'm allowed to call a Saab a Koenigsegg now). Then the bad, which involved getting sued. But still, my friends and I got together for a high-octane, adrenaline pumping activity. We went to play golf.   Now we rocked up at 12pm to a golf course along the Queensland cost. It was a gorgeous winter day - warm, dry, nice breeze, it should've been a perfect day, but

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The Italians should really make a cheap car.

Well it's my splurging time of the year next month, and I thought I'd go with a new vehicle. I have 3 planes, two of which are under repair and I never have time to do anything with the third. I have 2 boats too, one goes very fast and one has a kitchen, so I really don't need another. Cars would be the next choice, but I already have twenty-three of them spread over the country. Even if we narrowed it down to supercars, I have a quarter of a million dollar Audi parked in Darwin. And I never us

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Oh no! I'm not going to die in a fiery explosion.

Life is a strange thing, really. My grandmother-in-law died last week, aged 102. She was very old, and through the funeral service I was just wondering how I'd go. I didn't want to die at 102, waay too much waiting around, doing nothing. I'm thinking 45 is the age I'd like to kick off.   I am constantly told by lawyers, friends and family that I'll die because of my reckless impulsiveness and there is always someone from Greenpeace saying I'll drown to death if I don't turn off all my lights.

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Environmentalism is a synonym for hypocrisy.

Back in September I bought a vast of expanse property, acres of which are full of mango trees. I was looking forward to eating fresh mangoes, and I didn't have to wait long before I gorged down 2 delicious crates of the sweetest kensington mango I have ever tasted.   Due to a cruel twist of fate though I was in Sydney for most of January and in Saudi Arabi for most of February, so when I finally got the time to swing by my mangos, the wind had blown away most of the netting and my lovely mangos

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